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September 01 | 9:43
The Pizza Chronicles
When we lived in East Williamsburg, Brooklyn we always ordered pizza from the same place and would get the same delivery man. Kate hated him for absolutely no reason. One day I answered the door for him and Kate YELLS in front of the open door and basically in the guy’s face:
“IS THAT THE PIZZA GUY? TELL HIM TO EAT MY PENIS!”